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Riddle: What do you call a chicken with bad sunburn?

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Answer: Fried Chicken

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Riddle: A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?

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Answer: Suicide

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Riddle: A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?

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Answer: The stranger was a baby and the woman died in childbirth.

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Riddle: What do you call a snowman in July?

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Answer: A puddle.

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Riddle: A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. The police questioned the wife and the staff and got the following alibis: The wife said she was sleeping. The cook was making breakfast. The gardener was picking vegetables. The maid was getting the mail. The butler was cleaning the closet. The police immediately arrested the murderer. Who did it, and how did they know?

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Answer: It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail, but there is no mail on Sunday!

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Riddle: When the below was jerking, the above was preferring. When the below was hurting, the above was happy rejoicing. What is that?

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Answer: That is fishing

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