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Riddle: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

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Answer: Fish and ships.

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Riddle: What do you call a snowman in July?

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Answer: A puddle.

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Riddle: There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass. How did they die?

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Answer: The water came from a fish bowl that got knocked over. The bodies were goldfish.

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Riddle: A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?

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Answer: Suicide

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Riddle: A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?

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Answer: The stranger was a baby and the woman died in childbirth.

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Riddle: What should do you do with a dead Chemist?

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Answer: Barium!

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