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Riddle: Why does a hamburger have lower energy than a steak?

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Answer: Because it's in the ground state.

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Riddle: A girl was ten on her last birthday and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?

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Answer: Today is her 11th birthday.

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Riddle: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

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Answer: Fish and ships.

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Riddle: What do you call a snowman in July?

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Answer: A puddle.

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Riddle: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

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Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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Riddle: What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together?

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Answer: CsI

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