What has cum in it and is long and hard?

Riddle: All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

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Answer: Elevator.

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Riddle: I want to be inside you every day, and you can set me to vibrate for extra fun. What am I?

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Answer: An electric toothbrush.

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Riddle: I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?

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Answer: A crane.

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Riddle: I stand up tall when things get hot, I fit cozily in an opening, prepared or not.

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Answer: A flame.

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Riddle: What is super hard, comes in different sizes, and can go into tiny holes?

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Answer: A key.

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Riddle: What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

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Answer: A seatbelt.

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