I have a long shaft. I always penetrate...

Riddle: All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

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Answer: Elevator.

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Riddle: What goes in dry and hard but comes out wet and soft?

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Answer: Pasta.

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Riddle: What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?

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Answer: Her voice.

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Riddle: Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, Donald Trump's is small and Madonna doesn't have one. What it is?

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Answer: Last name.

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Riddle: I am always hard when dry but smooth and soft when wet. What am I?

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Answer: Sponge.

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Riddle: I want to be inside you every day, and you can set me to vibrate for extra fun. What am I?

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Answer: An electric toothbrush.

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