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Riddle: A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

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Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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Riddle: Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, Donald Trump's is small and Madonna doesn't have one. What it is?

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Answer: Last name.

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Riddle: All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

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Answer: Elevator.

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Riddle: What goes in dry and hard but comes out wet and soft?

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Answer: Pasta.

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Riddle: A dagger thrust at my own heart dictates the way I'm swayed. Left I stand, and right I yield, to the twisting of the blade.

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Answer: Lock

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Riddle: All about the house, with his lady he dances, yet he always works, and never romances.

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Answer: Broom

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