What did the January calendar girl say...

Riddle: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

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Answer: Because they’re that good at it.

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Riddle: During what month do people sleep the least?

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Answer: February, because it's the shortest.

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Riddle: A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?

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Answer: He was an astronaut on a space walk, doing repairs.

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Riddle: What do you call a dog who meditates?

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Answer: Aware wolf

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Riddle: I was framed, yet I didn't commit a crime, and the person who framed me committed no crime. How is this possible?

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Answer: I am a picture, and I was put in a picture frame

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Riddle: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

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Answer: A carrot.

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