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Riddle: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

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Answer: A carrot.

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Riddle: Late one night, two brothers were watching a horror flick on tape. One of the brothers fell asleep and dreamt that he was being pursued by the insane man from the movie who was attempting to murder him. He hid in a cabinet in his dream. and couldn’t hear anything but his heart thumping, and he had no clue where his insane captor was. He was terrified! The video ended at that point, and his brother placed his hand on his sleeping sibling’s shoulder to rouse him up. The shock of the situation was enough to cause the sleeping brother to have a massive heart attack and die immediately. Is this story true or false?

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Answer: False – how would anybody know about his dream if he died suddenly?

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Riddle: What band never plays music?

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Answer: Rubber band

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Riddle: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

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Answer: Aye matey

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Riddle: What do you call a dog who meditates?

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Answer: Aware wolf

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Riddle: What do you call a fish with no eye's?

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Answer: Fsh

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