Funny Riddles

Riddle: What fruit is of great use in history?

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Answer: A date.

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Riddle: What fruit never wants to be alone?

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Answer: A pear.

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Riddle: What is red and smells like blue paint?

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Answer: Red paint.

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Riddle: What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up?

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Answer: Sieve

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Riddle: What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

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Answer: A coat of paint

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Riddle: What kind of cup doesn't hold water?

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Answer: A cupcake.

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Riddle: What kind of room has no windows or doors?

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Answer: Mushroom

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Riddle: What kind of table has no legs?

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Answer: Periodic

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Riddle: What show do cesium and iodine love to watch together?

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Answer: CsI

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Riddle: What wears a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?

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Answer: A dog.

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Riddle: What’s the least-spoken language in the world?

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Answer: Sign language

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Riddle: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

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Answer: At the bottom

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Riddle: I'm sometimes white and always wrong. I can break a heart and hurt the strong. I can build love or tear it down. I can make a smile or bring a frown.

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Answer: Lie

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Riddle: Which bus could cross the ocean?

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Answer: Columbus.

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Riddle: If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?

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Answer: Wet

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Riddle: Which Disney character can count the highest?

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Answer: Buzz Lightyear: to infinity and beyond.

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Riddle: Who can jump higher than a house?

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Answer: Anyone. A house can't jump.

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Riddle: Why is grass so dangerous?

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Answer: Because it’s full of blades.

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Riddle: Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?

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Answer: Because he was a Cheetah!

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Riddle: Why would you not want to be one of Snow White’s dwarfs?

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Answer: 6 out of 7 of them aren’t Happy.

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Riddle: You’ll often find me on tables, but I’m not a book. I can help you with writing, but I can’t help you with reading. What am I?

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Answer: A keyboard

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Riddle: How can you tell spring flowers are friendly?

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Answer: They always have new buds.

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Riddle: How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?

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Answer: By their bark

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Riddle: What bird can lift the most?

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Answer: A crane.

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Riddle: What can run fast, but can’t walk?

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Answer: Water

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Riddle: What can you hold in your left hand but never in your right hand?

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Answer: Your right hand

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Riddle: What do you call the Easter bunny the day after Easter?

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Answer: Tired

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Riddle: What does every birthday end with?

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Answer: The letter Y

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Riddle: I can be written, I can be spoken, I can be exposed, I can be broken.

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Answer: News

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Riddle: I can honk without using a horn. What am I?

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Answer: A goose.

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Riddle: Three little letters. A paradox to some. The worse that it is, the better it becomes.

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Answer: Pun

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Riddle: Today, I celebrated my 32nd birthday, but I was born in 1971. How is this possible?

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Answer: I was born in a hospital, in room 1971.

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Riddle: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

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Answer: A deck of playing cards.

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Riddle: What has four wheels and flies?

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Answer: A garbage truck.

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Riddle: What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?

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Answer: Mount Rushmore.

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Riddle: What role in baseball does a cat play?

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Answer: The Cat-cher.

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Riddle: What sometimes freezes after it has been heated up?

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Answer: Computer.

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Riddle: What starts with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter?

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Answer: Envelope

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Riddle: What tastes better than it smells?

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Answer: Your tongue.

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Riddle: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

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Answer: Lunch and dinner

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Riddle: What two words can open any door?

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Answer: Push and pull

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Riddle: What's a witch's favorite subject in school?

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Answer: Spelling

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Riddle: Which is the most curious letter?

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Answer: Y.

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Riddle: Why did the Rolling Stones stop making music?

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Answer: Because they got to bottom of the hill.

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Riddle: You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

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Answer: They are all married.

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