Funny Riddles

Riddle: What has four wheels and flies?

Answer: A garbage truck.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?

Answer: Mount Rushmore.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What role in baseball does a cat play?

Answer: The Cat-cher.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What is wicked, homeless, white and goes up and down?

Answer: A ghost in an elevator.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

Answer: At the bottom

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Which bus could cross the ocean?

Answer: Columbus.

Rating: 67%

Riddle: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

Answer: Lunch and dinner

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What two words can open any door?

Answer: Push and pull

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What wears a coat in the winter and pants in the summer?

Answer: A dog.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Why did the spider buy a car?

Answer: To drive it around!

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer: To prove he wasn't chicken.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Which Disney character can count the highest?

Answer: Buzz Lightyear: to infinity and beyond.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

Answer: To look for Pluto.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Which is the most curious letter?

Answer: Y.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

Answer: A river.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What can run fast, but can’t walk?

Answer: Water

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What can you hold in your left hand but never in your right hand?

Answer: Your right hand

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What did the bald man say when someone gave him a comb for Christmas?

Answer: Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What did the buffalo say to her son on the first day of school?

Answer: Bison

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Answer: Aye matey

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What did the wig say to the head?

Answer: I've got you covered.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?

Answer: Stuck

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Why can't a Christmas tree stand up?

Answer: It doesn't have legs.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Why can't you trust an atom?

Answer: They make up everything.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What is more amazing than a talking dog?

Answer: A spelling bee

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Why did the woolly mammoth cross the road?

Answer: Because there were no chickens in the ice age!

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?

Answer: Because she’s the fairest of them all.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Answer: Because if they travelled slowly, they'd be known as slow-i-canes.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank?

Answer: They just wash up on shore.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

Answer: A coat of paint

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What kind of cup doesn't hold water?

Answer: A cupcake.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What kind of room has no windows or doors?

Answer: Mushroom

Rating: 67%

Riddle: What kind of table has no legs?

Answer: Periodic

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What sometimes freezes after it has been heated up?

Answer: Computer.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What starts with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter?

Answer: Envelope

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Why do reindeer always fly over the mountain?

Answer: Because they can’t go under it.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: What’s the least-spoken language in the world?

Answer: Sign language

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Why is April the cleanest month?

Answer: April showers.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?

Answer: Because he was a Cheetah!

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Why would you not want to be one of Snow White’s dwarfs?

Answer: 6 out of 7 of them aren’t Happy.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Who can jump higher than a house?

Answer: Anyone. A house can't jump.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: Who lower than a baritone, shinier than Liberace on stage, known at the finest hotels, yet is always frowning?

Answer: A sea bass

Rating: 100%

Riddle: You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Answer: They are all married.

Rating: 100%

Riddle: You’ll often find me on tables, but I’m not a book. I can help you with writing, but I can’t help you with reading. What am I?

Answer: A keyboard

Rating: 100%

Riddle: My love, when I gaze on thy beautiful face, careering along, yet always in place, the thought has often come into my mind... If I ever shall see thy glorious behind.

Answer: Moon

Rating: 50%

Last Updated: Thursday, January 23, 2025

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